people-watching is fun.

Enjoying an abnormally warm day on the coast over the weekend, I spent the day at a local beach with some friends. An hour into our stay, a broad-shouldered man and his wife moseyed down the trail and staked out a spot on the beach. In no time, the man had sucked in his stomach, stripped down to a snug speedo and sauntered into the frigid water, doing his best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

While certainly strange, it wasn’t as intriguing as a small seal which was playfully hanging out in the surf. Several people had gone up to the seal, watching him ride waves and trying to get his attention.

Meanwhile, Mr. speedo had made his way about 25 yards out to sea Read More »

Mom: You better be puttin’ that change in the jar and tip the man.
Son: But I wanna keep the change.
Mom: See, you’re gonna grow and not tip people. You’re gonna be like Michael Jordan, not tippin’ people. Go on and tip the man.
Son: Ahh man!