people-watching is fun.

I thought people-watching is supposed to be fun. I’m sitting in Starbucks in Asheville, North Carolina doing some work. I’m sitting behind an older man who is reading the Wall Street Journal. He has farted audibly twice in the last 5 minutes. The wood chair is amplifying the sound; thus, making it worse. This isn’t much fun. I might have to get up and sit somewhere else soon. At least it doesn’t smell. Still pretty gross though. Ok, good. He’s leaving now.